RDS Goes Platinum

About a week later, Record Breaker returned to campus after a week-long cross
country bus trip. He informed his fellow droppers that he had decided to leave
Rensselaer and had returned to pack up his belongings. As a special way to
wish him goodbye, The F**k and the Chairman took him to the top of the CII and
dropped eleven "Rensselaer Drop Squad's Greatest Hits" records down the
stairwell in his honor. The records veered off course and landed three floors
below the droppers. The three droppers followed the records down and took out
their aggressions on them by frisbee-tossing them into the cement walls and
down the stairwell. Fifteen minutes later, they reached the bottom. Nothing
sizable remained of the records.
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