Follow-Up:
Oh, Vince...how sad that so few of us had the capability for levity during our academic incarcerations. Perhaps your Sally Struthers correspondence courses didn't quite meet your social activity quota, but don't take it out on such highly amusing and well-documented antics. At the risk of sounding "cliched" - life is too short. Besides, cautious people such as myself need to live vicarious lives of mischief through sites such as this. Deny us the opportunity and there may someday be a very nasty uprising of "pratical, non-boat-rockers" cutting loose.