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Ever imagine what it would be like if Ren and Stimpy had a wrestling match against Itchy and Scratchy? Then the winners would go on to fight Beavis and Butthead. (Huh huh.) Someone should run a simulation and call it the animated wrestling site. The perfect host would be Adolf Hitler. I was talking to him on the phone yesterday, but he hung up on me when he realized I was Jewish. Then he blew up my house and all my cats with it. Lucky I was outside with my laptop, Ernie. Poor Bert was blown to pieces. Do you know the theme to Mission Impossible? Big Bird sings it really well. If only he didn't leave yellow feathers everywhere. I wish I got his singing on tape before my 99 cats named Hanta ate him. Have a nice day. Remember to get baked.