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I just feel that sticking a dead or bearly alive mouse up my ass is the only way to get to heaven. If people can cut off their ball sack and wait for the aliens so can I. It seems strange that more people don't stick these small creatures up their ass to stop the spread of the dreaded ebola plague. Nothing kills germs like a field trip up the colon. To bad they don't have a vending machines full of these rodents - break time would be a lot more fun than hanging out at the water cooler and shooting the shit. They could talk about the office homo and have a wild anal bash at the same time.